CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From Ikea
By PATRICK COYNE
July 12, 2017 at 08:00AM
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«As a global leader in the furniture retail industry, Ikea's top priority is to improve the customer experience by leveraging value-added services. After several months exploring this service-line expansion and a soft-launch in our Utah stores, we are confident that CÜCK (pronounced "cook") will gratify even the most disaffected brides. "CÜCKing" the husbands of America is simply the next logical step in our corporate evolution.»